Thursday, September 25, 2008

Laugh for the Day

This joke came in the newsletter from the local triplets' group:

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during a rendezvous, she confided that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered her a large sum of money to go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he also would provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep things discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti," on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he come home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. His wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce."

1 comment:

Houghton Crew said...

love it....I got a good laugh from this one. Thanks for sharing! Keep those babies growing Amazing how big they are getting. Erin got to hold all three of our boys today and looked down only to say how on earth did they fit in there! I'm SURE you will say the same with those awesome weights!
Best wishes,
-Steve & Erin-